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HOLYHODL

The Temple of the Long Hold

Speak a wish about thy coin and let the wall remember it. Wishes are free. If the spirit moves thee, thou mayest leave a small voluntary donation upon the altar, but the temple asks for nothing. The gods of the ledger are patient. The gods of the ledger are also, reportedly, not financial advisors.

7Wishes
5Coins honored
2Sealed wishes

THE RITE

Wishes may be made on any coin. Donation addresses exist for: Bitcoin (BTC), Ether (ETH), Solana (SOL), XRP (XRP), Dogecoin (DOGE), Cardano (ADA), Litecoin (LTC). Donations are always optional.

REVEALEDYour wish is displayed on the Wall for all pilgrims.
FOLDEDYour wish is folded into the altar. Only its coin is shown.
Wishes are free. Donating is entirely optional, voluntary and non-refundable, and has no effect on whether a wish “comes true” (nothing does). Folded wishes are never shown to other visitors. By submitting thou acceptest the Terms and the Privacy Notice.

THE WALL OF WISHES

BTC

“I wish to be a Famous music producer and rapper”

🕯️ Anonymous Hodler
PEPE

A wish folded into the altar

Pepe Le Pew
BTC

“UP UP UP UP UP !!!!”

🕯️ Anonymous Hodler
ADA

“Please let AAVE grow”

🕯️ BigMike
SOL

A wish folded into the altar

A sealed holder
DOGE

“One more moon, small and kind. That is all Doge asks.”

🕯️ Shiba Monk
BTC

“May Bitcoin see six figures before the next halving.”

🕯️ Satoshi's Cousin

THE SEVEN TENETS

  1. Thou shalt not sell the dip, nor the top, nor the in-between.
  2. Every coin deserves a candle, even the ones thy cousin told thee about.
  3. Wishes shall concern the chain. The temple is deaf to lottery numbers.
  4. Donations are optional and small by design. Give only what thou wouldst not miss, or nothing at all.
  5. A folded wish is no less heard than a revealed one.
  6. The temple promises nothing. Mysteries do not give refunds.
  7. Number go up. Amen.